It's that time of year again, when the new cast of DWTS is revealed - and once again, the list doesn't disappoint - it's Famewhore Central!!
Nancy Grace - I think that if she gets a bad score, she'll release her inner rabid dog on the judges.
Chaz Bono - Uhh - I'll watch and only be able to think - he used to be a woman?
Elisabetta Canalis - Now that she's not dating Clooney anymore, I suppose she has nothing better to do.
Carson Kressley - Literally do not know who this is.
Rob Kardashian - Pimp mama Kris Jenner strikes again! I read somewhere recently that she literally turned a golden shower into actual gold and only wish I had been that creative (I think it was on the Superficial or Celebitchy).
Chynna Phillips - Was possibly in an 80s pop group and/or married to a Baldwin?
JR Martinez - Again - no clue.
Ricki Lake - Used to watch her show in 7th grade...still do not understand the relevance.
Ron Artest - Of all the Lakers, they chose him? Kris Jenner couldn't force Lamar Odom to do it?
Kristin Cavallari - Jay Cutler's leftovers?
Hope Solo - PR PR PR
David Arquette - Yuck
What I really don't understand is how this show has continued to thrive. Same goes for Jersey Shore...and all the Real Housewives...but not Millionaire Matchmaker. That show is amazing.
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